THINGS WHICH MUST BE DISSEMINATED

Pulse Media

17.10.07

This just in!

Already the week is unbearable for these New Yorkers awaiting a subway train, and it's only fucking Tuesday.

The Onion

"The more I try to speed it along, the longer it almost seems to take," said Dale Bouchard, a Chicago-based broker who has been waiting for today to be over since it first began earlier this morning. "Honestly, today could not have come at a worse time this week."